1. we put the fun in funeral! 12

2. you stab em, we grab em 12

3. put them in the ground, with no money down! 9

4. coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice 9

5. you shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else! 7

6. your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt 5

7. you only get one chance to make a last impression. 5

8. everyone is dying to have their funeral here. 4